A life explained in HTTP status codes
This is a made-up story of a life explained with HTTP status code. It was written up to down at once without much thinking, feel free to improve it!
| Status Code | Event | HTTP meaning |
|---|---|---|
| 100 | You are curious about her | Continue |
| 101 | First time sex | Switching Protocols |
| 200 | Love | OK |
| 201 | She's pregnant | Created |
| 202 | And you are the father | Accepted |
| 203 | Were you looking forward it? | Non-Authoritative Information |
| 204 | Think of a name | No Content |
| 205 | Baby is born. Your life starts again | Reset Content |
| 206 | Changing diapers | Partial Content |
| 300 | Kids education | Multiple Choices |
| 301 | New place to live | Moved Permanently |
| 302 | Your relation is elsewhere | Found |
| 303 | She has an adventure | See Other |
| 304 | At least is not pregnant | Not Modified |
| 305 | They used condom | Use Proxy |
| 306 | Your toolbox remains... | ( Unused ) |
| 307 | Back to your parent's | Temporary Redirect |
| 400 | Call your old girl friends | Bad Request |
| 401 | Shit, all married | Unauthorized |
| 402 | Maybe Hookers? | Payment Required |
| 403 | You are bankrupt | Forbidden |
| 404 | Reconsidering sexuality | Not Found |
| 405 | In your ass | Method Not Allowed |
| 406 | Confused | Not Acceptable |
| 407 | Back to your wife's | Proxy Authentication Required |
| 408 | Too late to say I miss you | Request Timeout |
| 409 | I want the kids! | Conflict |
| 410 | Custody trial | Gone |
| 411 | Penis enlargement | Length Required |
| 412 | That was not the problem | Precondition Failed |
| 413 | That does not fit in | Request Entity Too Large |
| 414 | Too long | Request-URI Too Long |
| 415 | Try the other gender | Unsupported Media Type |
| 416 | Not a good idea | Requested Range Not Satisfiable |
| 417 | Not enjoying it | Expectation Failed |
| 500 | You feel like crap: Psychiatrist | Internal Server Error |
| 501 | No cure found yet | Not Implemented |
| 502 | Bingos, hookers and alcohol | Bad Gateway |
| 503 | You are getting old | Service Unavailable |
| 504 | Viagra | Gateway Timeout |
| 505 | Mental institution | HTTP Version Not Supported |
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