A life explained in HTTP status codes
This is a made-up story of a life explained with HTTP status code. It was written up to down at once without much thinking, feel free to improve it!
Status Code | Event | HTTP meaning |
---|---|---|
100 | You are curious about her | Continue |
101 | First time sex | Switching Protocols |
200 | Love | OK |
201 | She's pregnant | Created |
202 | And you are the father | Accepted |
203 | Were you looking forward it? | Non-Authoritative Information |
204 | Think of a name | No Content |
205 | Baby is born. Your life starts again | Reset Content |
206 | Changing diapers | Partial Content |
300 | Kids education | Multiple Choices |
301 | New place to live | Moved Permanently |
302 | Your relation is elsewhere | Found |
303 | She has an adventure | See Other |
304 | At least is not pregnant | Not Modified |
305 | They used condom | Use Proxy |
306 | Your toolbox remains... | ( Unused ) |
307 | Back to your parent's | Temporary Redirect |
400 | Call your old girl friends | Bad Request |
401 | Shit, all married | Unauthorized |
402 | Maybe Hookers? | Payment Required |
403 | You are bankrupt | Forbidden |
404 | Reconsidering sexuality | Not Found |
405 | In your ass | Method Not Allowed |
406 | Confused | Not Acceptable |
407 | Back to your wife's | Proxy Authentication Required |
408 | Too late to say I miss you | Request Timeout |
409 | I want the kids! | Conflict |
410 | Custody trial | Gone |
411 | Penis enlargement | Length Required |
412 | That was not the problem | Precondition Failed |
413 | That does not fit in | Request Entity Too Large |
414 | Too long | Request-URI Too Long |
415 | Try the other gender | Unsupported Media Type |
416 | Not a good idea | Requested Range Not Satisfiable |
417 | Not enjoying it | Expectation Failed |
500 | You feel like crap: Psychiatrist | Internal Server Error |
501 | No cure found yet | Not Implemented |
502 | Bingos, hookers and alcohol | Bad Gateway |
503 | You are getting old | Service Unavailable |
504 | Viagra | Gateway Timeout |
505 | Mental institution | HTTP Version Not Supported |
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